The Streak/Transcript

The Streak/Transcript
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Season	4
Episode	8 9
Original Airdate	January 27, 2017
Production Number	404b 405a
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This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "The Streak" from season 4, which aired on January 27, 2017.

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[THUNDER BREAKING.] [BEEPING.] [BEEPS.] And so it begins. [SIGHS.] [GLASS SHATTERS.] Titans, it's [YELLING.] Crime Season! Is there anything better than competing with other superhero teams to stop the most crimes, and smashing them into the dirt? The answer is "No!" - I thought we just finished Crime Season. - We did, two weeks ago. This is an all new season of crimes to stop. But we're so tired, dude. I feel like we've earned a hiatus. It has been ages since I said hello to my atus. The Teen Titans do not go on hiatus. But other superhero teams go on hiatus all the time. And that's why they always lose Crime Season to us. - Uh, crime fighting isn't a sport, Robin. - Of course it is. In fact, it is one of America's greatest sports, in which superhero teams consisting of no less than three members compete to see who will be the first to stop 52 crimes! [SIGHS.] I thought crime fighting was about justice or whatever. Wrong! The Teen Titans have won Crime Season three years in a row. We've got to keep that streak alive! But we do not care about the streak. [LAUGHS.] Really? Because if we won again, I was going to throw you all a pizza party. [CHEERING.] That you'll have to pay for. [GROANS.] I knew you would be excited. Now, let's get out there. Titans, go! Prepare yourselves, Titans, and remember, together, we are unstoppable. - Hey, Titans! - Oh, wha Kid Flash? I haven't seen you since I beat you in that foot race, - fair and square. - You mean when you cheated. [SMACKING LIPS.] What is What is that? What are you doing? Mmm. Sorry, excuse me. I'm just, uh, enjoying these sour grapes you brought. What you got there, sour grapes? [MUSIC.] You got a grip of sour grapes Ooh, them sour grapes You brought them sour grapes Sour grapes, sour grapes CHORUS: # You got them sour grapes # Oh, sour grapes - # You brought a # - CHORUS: # A grip of sour grapes! # Oh, boo, woo, woo - # He got them sour grapes # - CHORUS: # Sour grapes, sour grapes # CHORUS: # He got them sour grapes # Oh, yes, you do - # You got them sour grapes # - CHORUS: # Sour grapes, sour grapes # CHORUS: # A grip of sour grapes # [ELECTRONIC VOICE.]

1. Sour grapes, a grip of sour grapes # [SPITS.]

So what are you doing here? Competing. I'm gonna win Crime Season this year. But you don't have a team. Don't need one. Super speed, remember? I can do it all myself. Boom! Just stopped 10 crimes. - Okay, that doesn't count - Ten more! That makes 20. - As I said, that does not c - 46! - You can't do that! - 52. I win. Wow, that was It was really just easy. This is Crime Season! Stop fighting crime! [SIGHS.] You need to be on a team to compete. And you do not belong to any team. Okay, no problem. I'll just start my own team - and stop 52 more. - Ha! Good luck with that. All the good heroes are already on teams. Even I could barely find anyone. These guys were the bottom of the barrel. Hey! What's that supposed to mean? Ooh, it is the highest of the compliments. Only the good things are found at the bottoms of barrels, because of the gravity. Bottom of the barrel, baby! There must be some solo heroes out there looking to join a team. Doubt it! Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go win Crime Season again. Titans, go! [MUSIC.] [LAUGHING.] [GROWLS.] [BEEPS.] [BEEPS.] [COCKING GUN.] [GRUNTS.] [BEEPS.] [POPS.] [CRYING.] [GRUNTS.] [LAUGHING.] [BEEPS.] [GRUNTING.] [GROANING.] [BEEPS.] [BEEPS.] [GRUNTING.] [BLOWS LANDING.] [BEEPS.] Great job out there, Titans. We're one crime away from that pizza party you guys have to pay for. [GROANING.] So many crimes. Ahh, you finish one, and then you think you can rest, but no. Boom! You have to fight another crime. Well, I'm done with catching bad guys! I wanna catch some Z's. [SNORING.] Titans! [SCREAMING.] Come on, keep it together! Look, we're at 51 crimes. One more, and we win Crime Season. The streak stays alive, and you can all take two weeks off. Resting or spending time with the wife and kids or whatever. [SNORING.] Wake up! [SCREAMING.] Aw, man, every time we wake up, he's still there. I've already thrown out my back fighting all this crime. Why are we killing ourselves to win this competition, Robin? The streak. Don't you care about the streak? - ALL: No. - Well, I do. - Hey, guys. - [GASPS.] Wha What are you doing here? I just wanted to say you were right. I couldn't find any solo heroes to join my team. Ohh, more sour grapes. Looks like you brought enough for everybody. Ew, dude. Where'd you get all those rotten grapes from? [FLIES BUZZING.] [GAGGING.] Mmm. [SQUISHING.] - Oh, they're as sour as ever. - Disgusting! Mmm, come on, guys. Eat the sour grapes Kid Flash so graciously brought us. Ugh! Get those away from me. [SLURPING.] Mmm. Mmm! Ah, well, [SLURPS.] looks like the Teen Titans have got this Crime Season in the bag. Oh, I didn't say I was giving up. I just need to recruit heroes that are already on teams. Mmm, and why, uh, would anyone leave their team - to join yours? - I don't know. Maybe they're feeling unappreciated. - Boo-yeah! - Or maybe they're overworked. [BONES CRACKING.] Hey, you fixed my back. Or perhaps they would enjoy some quality of life improvements. Ah, the chair of lounging. [CHAIR VIBRATING.] Ooh, ooh! What do I get, Kid Flashy Flash? Not to mention, on my team, I do all the work. After all, I only need teammates to qualify for Crime Season. [ALL AGREEING.] Sounds pretty good to me. [SPITTING.] Wait a second. [GRUNTS.] Hiya! [SIGHS.] Hey. You didn't just come here to deliver sour grapes. You're here to poach my team. [GASPS.] I would never, unless they were interested, of course. - Oh, we're interested! - Very interested! What? Guys, we're the number one superhero team. - Three years running. - Yeah, but pizza! - Back rubs. - The chair of comfort. Uh, being ignored? - So that's a yes? - It's a no. I'd say it's a probably. Are you serious? I gave you your first opportunity to be superheroes when no one else would. What happened to loyalty? The truth is, I can't do this without you. [MUSIC.] The villains we've stopped, the cities we've saved. It's because of you. Titans, please don't leave. I need you. You know what, bro? It may be absolutely terrible to work here, but we're not gonna go anywhere. [ALARM WAILING.] This is it. Our 52nd crime! We just need to foil it to win Crime Season. And continue the streak. Titans, go! [MUSIC.] [HORN BLOWING.] This is so cool. What a perfect way to end Crime Season. An epic battle on a train. Can we just get this over with? But aren't you excited about the train? [HORN BLOWING.] ALL: No. Fine. Titans, stop Killer Moth before he gets the toxic waste he's after. This isn't my first train fight, Titans. You'll never defeat me. [LAUGHING.] [GRUNTS.] [GRUNTS.] [SCREECHING.] [SCREAMING.] [BEEPS.] [EXPLODES.] Too late, Titans. Now grow, my pet. Whee! Grow! [LAUGHING.] [EXPLODES.] [ROARING.] Oh, crime season is the worst! We can still defeat it, Titans. We just need to attack it together. Come on, let's do it. [HORN BLOWING.] [PARTY MUSIC PLAYING.] Hey, Titans. Is that a party bus? STARFIRE: With a tub of the hot comfort bubbles? BEAST BOY: That party bus is on fleek, yo! That's it. I'm joining Kid Flash's team. - The me, too. - What? You can't leave now. In the middle of Crime Season, in the middle of a crime? Come on, let's just finish off Killer Moth and his giant mutant whatever that is. [ROARING.] - Ah, nope. - No, thank you. You two won't leave me in my time of need, will you? I would but I don't think he wants me. Bro, you gave me a shot and believed in me, when no one else did. - I'd be a monster to leave you now. - Thank you, Cyborg. - That means so much - Psych! [PARTY MUSIC PLAYING.] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I like hot tub! Stay strong, Beast Boy. We can still do this if [GROANS.] Well done, my pet. Now to destroy Jump City! [CRYING.] Sour grapes! [CLOSING THEME PLAYING.]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS.] Kid Flash. Stealing my team and leaving only the most useless member. At least you still gots me, bro. Now my streak will be over. I'll have to eat my own sour grapes. [MUNCHING.] [COUGHS.] - Awful. - Bro, we're still a team. All we gots to do is stop one more crime and you get to keep your streak. Two people do not make a team. Everyone knows that! We are a duo. Partners. A pair. A couplet. A doublet. An odd couple. Master and student. Tango and Cash. Turner and Hooch. Two guys from different backgrounds trying to make it work. But a team? Not by a long shot. So? We just make a new team then. Kid Flash couldn't find any superheroes, what makes you think we can? You just gots to know where to look, bro. - [SIGHS.] And where is that? - Oh. I thought you knew. - Argh! - [LAUGHS.] Gots you. That's just some of that good comic relief I'm known for. [BLINKS.] Don't sweat it. I gots the new teammates. You just enjoy them grapes. [SIRENS BLARING.] [BELL RINGING.] [BANGING.] [HORN BLOWING.] [TIRES SCREECHING.] [PARTY MUSIC PLAYING.] Guys, so excited to have you on my team. We are going to absolutely crush crime season, and bring Robin's streak to an end. Oh, I can't wait to see the look on his face. Dude, don't get so excited. We haven't even stopped one crime yet. And this one appears to be the difficult challenge. [ROARING.] [GROANING.] All right, let's do this. - Done. - Whaaat? - You are the man. - The ooh and the awe. Hey, I like letting someone else do all the work. Then you'll like being on my team. Now just relax, while I take care of 51 more crimes. [BEEPS.] [SIGHS.] The streak is over. And I spent my last dollar on this pedestal. My hubris knows no bounds. I finally understand why Icarus was such a piece of trash. Yo, yo, yo! You ready to meet the new teammates? Can't wait. I thinks you gonna be pleasantly surprised, bro. These guys are bottom of the barrel. Beast Boy, you did it. And I thought you were worthless. Did you really manage to recruit the three best members of the Justice League? No. These are my bedsheets. I was just trying to use them to cover the new guys to build suspense, yo. Say hello to the new Teen Titans. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Sticky Joe. Howdy! I was right. You are worthless. - These are not superheroes! - Not a superhero? Do you know anyone else who can carry all the toys in the world while dealing with a nagging wife and eight frisky reindeer? And I am quite the sneer. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta. My little fingers were burrowing under your pillow in search of smile bones just last night. - Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta. - Howdy! This will never work. They're not real superheroes. I wasn't a real superhero neither, bro. Not till you gave me a chance and made me a Teen Titan. You just gotta give them a chance too, bro. So, you all wanna join the Teen Titans? Any excuse to get away from Mrs. Claus. Uh, she can be a real lump of coal, if you catch my drift. I will do it for teeth. I will do anything for teeth. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta. There are no teeth involved. Da-da-da-da-da. We'll see. Ta-ta-ra-ta-ta. [SIGHS.] Very well. I officially declare you all to be members of the Teen Titans. [FANFARE PLAYS.] [CHEERING.] Our current mission is to win crime season. As you can see, Kid Flash is right behind us, but we just need to stop one more crime to win. [ALARM BLARING.] And that's our chance to do it. Titans, go! [LAUGHING.] All right, rookies, let's see what you got. There's only one way to handle naughty children. Please, tell me you can do better than that? [GRUNTS.] [COUGHS.] Teeth! [EXCLAIMS.] [MUNCHING.] [HILLBILLY MUSIC PLAYING.] Titans, get your heads in the game! Hey, how's it going, buddy? I dig the new team! Those are bold choices. Will you excuse me for a moment? [EXCLAIMS.] And that makes 51. [BEEPS.] Oh, wait. Did I just tie the score? [PARTY MUSIC PLAYING.] Yeah, you did! Ha! Couldn't do it without you guys. - Glad we could help. - Indeed. The refill, please. Guys, please come back. I need you. You know how important this streak is to me. It would not be right to leave the Kid Flash at the end of the crime season. [SIPS.] That's what you did to me! - Yeah. But you made us do work! - We don't like work. Look in your hearts. You're still Teen Titans, - and you always will - Hey! - Who wants pizza? I'm buying. - What? You are the paying for the pizza? - He paid for the pizza. - This is the greatest day of my life! [MUNCHING.] Enjoy your free food! I'm still going to get to 52 first! Ha! With that team of weirdos? [MUSIC.] [SCRATCHING.] Good luck. How dare Kid Flash call my team weirdos? [HILLBILLY MUSIC PLAYING.] [LAUGHING.] No. No, no, no. Stop! Stop acting like weirdos. [PLAYING BANJO.] - Howdy! - I can't take this! [YELLS.] [SMASHES.] Any second now the streak will be over. [SIGHS.] Maybe I was too hard on Cyborg, Starfire and Raven. You look like a man who just drank some spoiled milk. I can't win crime season without my team. My real team. What is wrong with your garbage brain? Don't you see? You are the team. As the leader, you're the only one who matters. [ECHOING.] [FARTS.] It's not true, Santa. You couldn't do your job without your faithful reindeer. Oh, sure, sure. They're so important. I bet you know all their names, right? [ROBIN READING.] SANTA: But what about Tyson or Graebel? - Who? - Oh, you never heard of them? Ah, of course, you didn't, because they were garbage. So I sent them to the dog food factory. [GASPS.] Individuals don't matter, son. It's what a leader can get his team to do together that's important. [MUSIC.] You see, they say the best ingredients Make the perfect meal Well, call the Judge I'd like to file for an appeal You ever had a hot dog? Son, they're mighty delicious But what goes inside You'd never know Is rather suspicious Head meat, gut, feet, and butts, oh boy! That's right But it's really tasty So, go on and take a bite You see, it's the sum that matters, Not the garbage part So you're saying I'm what really counts? Yeah, now you got the smarts It's not the nose It's the face Not the Earth It's the space It's not the villains It's the cell Not the fart It's a smell You've heard it said a million times There is no "I" in That's true But, without a solid leader Well, the rest is poo Not saying they're all dummies They just haven't got a clue That the team is positively not a team without you It's not the nose It's the face It's not the Earth It's the space It's not the villains It's the cell It's not the fart It's a smell You've heard it said a million times - # There's no "I" in Team # - # That's true # But, without a solid leader Well, the rest is poo - Now do you understand? - I do. But, it took years to figure out the team and everyone's place on it. If you've done your job as leader, everyone should naturally fall into their roles. I see. [MUSIC.] Howdy! The team fits the mold I make. That means, I can lead any group of losers, weirdos or vagrants to victory. [ALARM BLARING.] The crime alert. [BEEPS.] Killer Moth is back. This is it. Our 52nd crime. We stop it, we win crime season. Titans, go! [ROCK MUSIC.] [ROARING.] We stop Killer Moth here and the streak stays alive. [HORN BLOWING.] [TIRES SCREECHING.] - Not so fast, Robin. - Kid Flash. Do you really need to try to stop the same crime? Of course. I wanna see the look on your face when I win and you lose your precious streak. So that's what this was all about. Yeah. You and me. One winner, one loser. And with that team of weirdos backing you up, I think we both know who the loser is. You took my team, and you'll probably take my victory too. - Can I just ask you one thing? - Sure. How's your other knee? Ow! Ow! This time there was a popping. Ow! Oh, little help, guys. - Uh-uh. - No, thank you. Let's wrap this up. - Titans, go! - Ow! [MUSIC.] [ROARING.] [WAR CRY.] [DINGS.] Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! [CRYING.] [MUSIC.] Them sour grapes You brought them sour grapes Sour grapes, sour grapes [CRYING.] You got them sour grapes Sour grapes A grip of sour grapes Oh, it hurts so much! [MUSIC.]

See also

• "The Streak"
• The Streak/Gallery