Robin: I hope you're all excited as I am to see to see the basketball superstar, LeBron James's dribbling exhibition at the amusement park.
Starfire: I would be more excited if it weren't so the late.
Robin: We would've been there hours ago if Cyborg and Beast Boy hadn't been insisting on stopping food every five minutes.
Cyborg: Hey! We were like, hungry, man!
Beast Boy: (as a dog) Rah! Rungry! (Coughs and turns into normal form) Yeah, hungry, bro!
Beast Boy: What's up with your peepers, mama?
Raven: I lost my contacts.
Beast Boy: Well you looks good with glasses. Mmm! Real smart, yo!
Robin: Keep an eye for the exit, gang. It's hard to see from that spooky fog!
Starfire: I wish to see the exit setting! Oh, I believe I see something! (Sign crashes into Starfire) It is in one mile!
Beast Boy: Classic, Stafire. No one gets into actions like you!
All (except Starfire): HAHAHAHAHA!
Raven: Oh, safety hazard, Starfire! You are a delight! (Repeat HAHAHAHA!)
LeBron James: Is Jump City waiting to see some non-bassy fundamental dribbling!
(Record scratch, crickets chirp.)
LeBron James: Man, I told my agent nobody would see a man just bouncing a ball up and down.
All Titans: Hey, LeBron!
LeBron James: Hey, Teen Titans. Love ya guys. Thanks for came out to see me! But, uh, where's everybody else?
Robin: We were wondering the same thing!
Manager: All gone... all of them!
LeBron James: This is getting a little too creepy for me, guys! I'm gonna go dribble over there, now! Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble!
Wacky Doodles Owner: All I see is some teens going through my sensitive files.
Beast Boy: Oopy-doopy-loo!