This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Scary Figure Dance" from season 3, which aired on October 29, 2015.
| Characters Robin Beast Boy Cyborg Raven Starfire Billy Numerous Gizmo Jinx Mammoth See-More |
Locations Titans Tower Jump City Candy Factory H.I.V.E. Tower Hospital |
| Song Scary Figure Dance (Song) |
Plot Point Halloween with the Titans. |
| This transcript is partially completed. |
Transcript
DISCLAIMER: This transcript is not yet completed.
(The episode starts with Robin howling at the moon, dressed as a werewolf)
- Robin: Titans! It's time to commence operation Halloween!
(He points to a pumpkin in front of Cyborg, dressed as a vampire.)
- Robin: Cyborg! Carve that pumpkin!
- Cyborg: Yes, sir!
(He blasts the pumpkin, making a face on it and Robin approaches Beast Boy dressed like a jack o’ lantern.)
- Robin: Beast Boy! Spin some spooky spider webs!
(Beast Boy transforms into a spider.)
- Beast Boy: On it!
(Beast Boy spins a web that says "Happy Halloween" and Robin approaches Starfire, dressed like a cat.)
- Robin: Starfire! We need apples for bobbing!
(Starfire approaches the bucket with apples and puts them inside the bucket.)
- Starfire: I have the apples! But I cannot find the Bob.
(A hand sticks out of the bucket and Robin approaches Raven, dressed as a witch.)
- Robin: Raven! We need skeletons, and lots of 'em!
(Skeletons appear on the couch.)
- Robin: Straight from the closet, hey Raven? Hehehe.
- Raven: No. These are from dead people.
- Robin: Great! Everything is set up for our best Halloween ever! Now let's get it started with that old holiday favorite, the Scary Figure Dance!
(The crime alert alarm blares and The skeletons dissapear.)
- Raven: Do we really have to fight crime TONIGHT?
- Robin: On any other Halloween, I'd say no, but the H.I.V.E is trying to blow up the Jump City Candy Factory!
(The titans gasp.)
- Robin: Titans, GO!
(The titans appear at the Jump City Candy Factory where the HIVE are stealing candy)
- Jinx: We got the treats.
- Gizmo: Now for the trick.
(Titans arrive)
- Robin: Trick or treat, H.I.V.E.
- Gizmo: Whoa, whoa, we already made a trick or treat pun.
- Raven: Sounds like a trick, but I've got a treat for you.
- Jinx: Stop that. Once a variation of trick or treat has already been used, - you can't use it again.
- Robin: Fine.
The puns are yours, H.I.V.E., but justice will be ours. We won't let you destroy that candy factory.
- Gizmo: Too late.
(Gizmo blew the factory up)
- Titans: No!
- Cyborg: All that candy, gone.
- Starfire: The hallow has been un-weened
- Robin: You interrupted our Scary Figure Dance and destroyed the candy supply. You've ruined Halloween for the Titans! Now, we're going to ruin yours.
- Gizmo: Ruin our Halloween, ha! You don't have a ghost of a chance.
"Ghost" That's it!
- Starfire: So, what's the plan?
- Robin: All eyes on me, Titans. Bring it in a little bit closer. Closer, perfect.
- Raven: Now, what? This seems like a terrible plan.
- Jinx: That was easy.
- Gizmo: We finally destroyed the Titans!
- The HIVE: Woo-hoo! Yeah.
- Gizmo: Now, let's enjoy the rest of our Halloween.
(Cue a Halloween party at the HIVE where Gizmo dressed like a devil preparing for the decorations, Billy Numerous as a cowboy and See-More as a pirate watching Nosferatu, and Jinx as a cavegirl and Mammoth as a ballerina hanging out until the lights go out as the ghosts moan, the lights cut back on)
- Jinx: What was that?
- Gizmo: I don't know. Must have been the storm. (Robin moans offscreen as a devil trident pokes his butt) Ow! Hey, who did that?
(a cup spills on Jinx's dress)
- Jinx: What?
- Mammoth: Wasn't me.
- See-More:' This is getting weird, yo!
- Gizmo: Everyone stay calm. It's probably just--
(HIVE screams)
- Gizmo: H.I.V.E. Tower is haunted.
(they ran away)
- Jinx: You mean, ghosts?
- See-More: Um, maybe I should call those guys.
- Billy Numerous: Who?
- See-More: Um, I forget their name, but they're good at busting ghosts.
- Jinx: We're not busting any ghosts.
- Mammoth: Aw, but busting
- Jinx: I know, it makes you feel good, but I have a better idea. The only way to get rid of a ghost is to find out what it wants by conducting a seance. Now, everybody join hands, close your eyes and be very, very quiet Hey, ghost, we wanna talk to you! Get out here! What, you've never been to a seance before?
(ghosts appear)
- See-More: No, no!
- Beast Boy: What up, fools?
- The HIVE: The Titans?
- Cyborg: Nice try, but thanks to you we're ghosts.
- Raven: Consider yourself haunted.
- Jinx: Why are you talking like that? =
- Starfire: Because this is how the ghosts talk.
- Gizmo: It's really annoying!
- Raven: We know.
- Jinx: Then stop it!
- Robin: No.
- See-More: Please.
- Beast Boy: Okay.
- Billy: Phew! Thank you.
- Cyborg: Just kidding.
- Jinx: What do you want?
- Robin: We want to enjoy our Halloween, by ruining yours as scary ghosts.
- Gizmo: So, you let us destroy you so your ghosts could haunt us on Halloween?
- Robin: In retrospect, it was a mistake.
- Cyborg: But, hey, what are you gonna do?
- Raven: You make decisions. And
- Jinx: We get it.
- Mammoth: Besides, you're not very scary.
- Raven: Oh, yeah [makes a scary face as well as the Titans]
- Jinx: Ahh!
- Robin: Going down?
- Jinx: What do you want?
- Robin: To show you the true meaning of fear, Jinx. Prepare yourself for an awkward elevator ride.
[Billy and Gizmo check Beast Boy and Cyborg phasing through an elevator, as they check it out, it shows Beast Boy and Cyborg sliming them]
- Beast Boy: Youse just got hit with the slime, yo.
- Robin: Hmm. It's a long way down. I see, you've noticed my coffee breath. Hard to ignore, isn't it?
- Starfire: Excuse me. Apologies, our intent was not to frighten you.
- Raven:Yeah, sorry about that. We are here to [in demonic voice as something screeches offscreen] possess you! [the ghostly Starfire and Raven possess Mammoth and See More] Whoa, check me out. Hey, bro. Where is all the chicks at?
- See-More: Who gives the care? My only interests are the good times and the sports.
- Raven: That's what I'm talking about, dawg.
- Starfire: Yeah, check out my new kicks.
- Raven: Yeah, yeah.
- Starfire: Yeah. You, you are the dawg.
- Raven: Yeah, I know, right. Hoot. Check out my pants.
- Starfire: Let us go eat the pizza.
- Raven: Yeah. With shirts on.
- Beast Boy and Cyborg: Slimy, slimy, slimy Slimy, slimy, slimy Get that good slime all over your face
- Robin: Your resistance to social awkwardness is impressive, but tell me, how do you feel about eye contact?!
- Jinx: No! No more! You awkward
- Robin: Muh-ha.
- Gizmo: Hey, I know how to get rid of the Titan ghosts.
- See More: So do it already.
- Gizmo: You won't like it.
- Robin: What What? What happened?
- Jinx: The doctors fixed you up, good as new.
- Starfire: We are the living.
- Beast Boy: So, we can't talk like this anymore.
- See More: Nah, man, it's inappropriate.
- Robin: Ah, well. At least we ruined your Halloween.
- Jinx: You were annoying, but our Halloween actually ended up kind of awesome. We had a real haunted house.
- Cyborg: And being a ghost was super awesome.
- Raven: Whoa, wait, we all had a good time?
- Robin: In that case, there's only one thing left to do. The Scary Figure Dance.
<poem>
I was laboring in my workshop one night When my see-alls saw a curious sight For my scary figure from his bed began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the dance The scary figure dance A scary dance I was caught in a trance He did the dance The scary figure dance A scary dance It scared me out of my pants
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