It's back to school as Robin becomes a teacher who forces the other Titans into a classroom, where they each teach a certain subject and try to avoid getting check marks on their permanent records.
Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, and Starfire are watching a sock-puppet action movie with baited-breath when Robin, dressed like a professor, comes out of nowhere with an alarm. Raven asks what the moustache is all about, and Cyborg figures it's Moustache Monday! Raven goes with a handlebar stache, Starfire chooses the Fu-macho, Cy goes imperial, and Beast Boy selects a crazy "freestyle moustache". Robin angrily stops them, as though he has a Chevron stache, he's really going to be teaching them. The Titans are sucked up by tubes and land up in a classroom.
The four Titans start to complain, but Robin says they all need important life skills. After they ignore him, Robin threatens them with check marks, marks doled out for bad behavior that go on permanent records. Beast Boy remembers how his cousin now lives in a dump because of checks, so they all agree to stay (Cyborg angrily mutters, though). Robin says teaching is hard, but Beast Boy thinks he's being bogus. He says he can do his job, and Robin, who was just joking around with him about teaching, has now become the student.
Beast Boy kicks Robin back into his former seat and starts his lecture on science. He can't even tie his shoes as Robin points out, but Beast Boy wears Velcro anyway. The Titans propose scientific questions, and the "Mr. B" eventually settles on Starfire's question, "Why is the sky blue?" Rob answers that it's the oceanic reflection, but h's bet with a blow horn of wrongness. Beast Boy summons the "Magic Learnin' Van" to go on a field trip. Robin points out there's no magic in science, but Beast Boy kicks him inside the bus.
Crashing through the Titans Tower, the class heads into outer space, and they're struck with awe. Mr. B gets out in an astronaut suit and explains the sky... apparently, the sun blow a multi-colorful light, of which the inner most color is blue. The rainbow edge then becomes friends with the gas particles, and so Beast Boy comes upon the conclusion that this is why the sky is blue! Robin claims this is total nonsense, but Raven and Starfire seem to understand. Cyborg then inquires why the sky is sometimes red and orange, so Mr. B explains that when the sun goes down, the blues leave, and red and orange then become bros with the atmosphere. Robin declares this to be total baloney, and for this interruption, he receives a check!
Back in the classroom, Beast Boy and the other Titans roast Robin for getting a mark "on ya permanent record." Robin points out that it's "your", not "ya", and mocks Mr. B for not even knowing grammar. Starfire grabs the chalk and jumps at the opportunity to teach English. Robin nicely objects, noting that she's not the best at English, but he's met with another threat of a check.
Ms. Starfire, now in a purple school-teacher's dress, begins to teach the proper use of the word "the". The gives the sentence "I'm filled with feeling of happiness," and asks where they should insert "the". Robin sighs, saying it's not needed, but the other Titans add a "the" after every single word. Robin complains that's it's not even understandable, and so the other Titans scold him using "the" repeatedly to punch him in the face (breaking the 4th wall...) Robin erupts in a blaze of fury. But for that outburst, Ms. Starfire has no choice but to give him "the check". Robin begs for mercy, but he receives none...
Trying to cheer him up, Cyborg picks up the chalk to teach chemistry. Dressed in a romantic outfit and speaking in a sexy tone on a chocolate heart, it's clear that Cyborg, or "Dr. Love" as he wants to be called, is talking about love chemistry, not science chemistry. Robin objects to calling him such a name, but submits after he is threatened with another check. Dr. Love then begins to sing an R&B/disco (which goes nicely with his afro) song about being in love and having chemistry between people. Eventually even his heart begins singing... The Titans vibe with Dr. Love, all except for Robin, who gets another check for disruption.
Severely stressed out, Robin's nerves don't really get a break when Raven takes the magic chalk to become a substitute teacher (now dressed in a teacher's gown with her hair in a bun). She says the Titans can do whatever they want, and so Beast Boy, Starfire, and Cyborg go crazy. Robin, however, just wants to read his book peacefully. He gets his fourth check mark. Robin is flabbergasted as to what this one could be for, and "Miss Raven" just gives the lousy excuse of "I don't care, whatever." With four checks under his belt, the Titans all make fun of him, and he screams in fear of the coming future...
30 years later...
In an abandoned dump, a depressed and fat Robin sits in his own filth, but at least he's got Beast Boy's cousin (mocking him about his permanent record) as company.
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- This is the first episode in which the TV puppets are seen doing anything other than standing there and talking.
- Sticky Joe isn't physically seen in this episode, although his skull can be seen in the dumpster that Robin was in thirty years later, when he got four check marks on his permanent record.
- This the second episode in the series where the Titans are taught about a specific topic in a school-like environment. The first time was in "Cool School".
- Raven is seen unhooded for the 57th time in the series.
- The classroom from "How 'Bout Some Effort" is seen for the second time in the series.
- "Hey You, Don't Forget About Me in Your Memory" does not count for this continuity, due to it being about the Titans actually attending school in an actual school building and less about them not learning or being taught anything in particular.
- Robin's "teacher" appearance is a reference to the 1970's sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter.
- The Magical Learnin' Van is a parody of the Magic School Bus and Beast Boy being the teacher is a reference to Ms. Frizzle.
- Cyborg's teacher character is a reference to the Saturday Night Live character "The Ladies Man," played by Tim Meadows.
- Robin trying to correct the other Titans about school subjects, but falling to deaf ears.
- The other Titans giving Robin check marks for interrupting class.
- The Titans (except Robin) getting to teach the class.
- Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven saying "The" in the beginning, middle and end of their sentences.
- Robin interrupting the lessons.
- 30 years have passed when we find Robin living in a dumpster, yet Beast Boy's simple cousin hasn't aged a bit.
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