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This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Ghostboy" from season 1, which aired on May 21, 2013.
Plot Point Beast Boy pulls pranks on the Titans and they had enough
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Transcript[]
Robin was getting his gloves on and he goes to his closet and when he opens his closet Beast Boy was in form of a dinosaur and tries to scare him.
Robin:
Nice try, Beast Boy.
Robin leaves and Beast Boy transforms back into his self.
Beast Boy:
[Upset.] Aw!
Cyborg was making a PB & J sandwich but Beast Boy turns into an owl and throws up in his cereal.
Cyborg:
If you're regurgitating owl pellets into my cereal again, I am not amused.
Beast Boy transforms back into his self.
Beast Boy:
[Frustrated.] Aw!
Raven was eating chips but Beast Boy was in form of a roach. Raven glares at him, unamused.
Raven:
Your wit never gets old.
Beast Boy:
Aw!
Beast Boy transforms back into his self.
Beast Boy:
[Frustrated] You guys are no fun!
Robin:
[Walking by] We're sick of you playing pranks on us all the time.
Raven:
And we're not gullible enough to fall for them anyway.
Raven and Robin leave the living room.
Beast Boy:
Then it's a good thing there's a Titan who is.
Starfire was in the backyard watering plants and Beast Boy was hiding in a bush.
Beast Boy:
I can always count on Starfire. I'm gonna scare her good.
Beast Boy turns into a gorilla. A mosquito starts bothering Starfire.
Starfire:
Please, desist. Stop it! You will not take my blood, evil vampire bug!
However, she also accidentally throws a watering can that lands on Beast Boy's head, causing him to have a lump on his head. It bothers her so much that she vaporizes the mosquito, killing it.
Beast Boy:
Ow!
Starfire:
Beast Boy? Is that you in the form of a mosquito?
Beast Boy:
(chuckles) Yes.
Beast Boy turns back to normal.
Beast Boy:
Ow, you got me. (groans)
Starfire:
Oh! Hang on to your life force. I will get help for you, friend.
Beast Boy:
No! It's too late. (groans) Oh! Ah! I'm a goner. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye! (groaning)
Starfire:
(gasps) By the moons of Zenoglurb, I have killed Beast Boy.
Beast Boy:
Boo!
Starfire then spots Beast Boy in the bushes.
Starfire:
Beast Boy? You...you are a ghost!
Beast Boy:
A ghost? Yeah. Yeah! I'm a ghost. Oooh! (growls)
Starfire:
Ah! Help!
Starfire flies off.
Beast Boy:
I think this might be the start of something beautiful.
In the Titans Tower.
Starfire:
Robin! Cyborg! Raven! I have some particularly bad tidings to share.
Beast Boy stops her.
Beast Boy:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Shh! I bid you not to tell them.
Starfire:
You bid me?
Beast Boy:
Yeah! See, here on Earth, if you accidentally kill someone, it's customary to do whatever the ghost says.
Starfire:
I see. In that case, I'm at your service. What noble tasks shall you assign to me?
In Beast Boy's room.
Starfire:
How do I know which clothes are dirty and which one should go back in the closets?
Beast Boy:
Sniff test. Just hold it up to your nose and sniff.
Starfire sniffs his shirt and shudders.
Starfire:
Is it necessary to conduct this test upon all of your clothing?
Beast Boy:
Only the ones on the floor.
Starfire:
As you wish.
Robin knocks on the door.
Beast Boy:
Uh-oh! Someone's coming.
Beast Boy hides under his bed box. The door opens and Robin sees Starfire sniffing Beast Boy's clothes.
Robin:
Starfire, why are you sniffing Beast Boy's clothes?
Starfire:
The truth is...
Beast Boy:
Shh!
Starfire:
The truth is on my planet sniffing dirty clothes is good luck. Oh! How I enjoy this! So lucky.
Starfire proceeds to smell one, causing Robin to leave the room in disgust.
Starfire:
I told Robin an untruth and it makes me feel dirty.
Beast Boy:
Speaking of dirty...Sniff. Sniff.
Starfire:
If you are a ghost. Why did you hide under the bed? Could you not have just flown through a wall?
Beast Boy:
Here on Earth, you need to be a ghost for a few days before you can fly through stuff.
Starfire is washing Beast Boy's clothes until Beast Boy starts bringing more dirty clothes to her.
Beast Boy:
One more thing...
Beast Boy takes off his underwear which lands on the side of Starfire's head. In the living room. The other Titans start to get suspicious, because Beast Boy hasn't tried to do anything to them.
Robin:
It's been six hours since Beast Boy tried to play a prank on us. What do you think he's up to?
Cyborg:
Probably no good.
Starfire passes right in front of them and falls to the ground.
Raven:
You look awful. What's the matter?
Starfire:
I cannot tell you because I have been sworn to secrecy by a ghost.
Raven:
By a ghost, huh?
Robin:
Let me guess. This ghost likes to eat tofu and play video games?
Cyborg:
I think Beast Boy is playing a prank on you.
Starfire:
What a-
Starfire becomes so furious that she literally turns red and jumps in rage,.
Starfire:
Clorblag varblernelk!
Raven:
I'd say it's time we gave Beast Boy a taste of his own medicine.
The Titans smirk, believing that they will get back at Beast Boyby pranking him. The next day, Beast Boy wakes up in a coffin.
Beast Boy:
Ooh! Aah! Whew! Must've overslept. I feel stiff.
i Beast Boy sees the other Titans mourning him.
Beast Boy:
Hey, what's going on?
Robin:
He was so young.
Starfire:
Indeed. It is not fair!
Cyborg:
I'm gonna miss you my Beasty little buddy!
Raven:
At least he's in a better place now.
Beast Boy:
Better place? Hello? I'm right here.
Robin:
I still can't believe he was struck in his sleep by a meteor.
Beast Boy:
(laughing) Very funny! I see what's going on! You guys are trying to play a prank on me.
Cyborg:
Did you hear something?
Beast Boy:
Okay, if I really was a ghost. Would I be able to do this?
Beast Boy's hand passes through a solid object and he goes through Robin.
Robin:
[Shivering.] Well, I just got a chill up my spine.
Beast Boy:
Oh no! I really am a ghost.
Beast Boy runs out of the room, screaming. The Titans start laughing.
Starfire:
Whoa! He fell for it. Hock light and weighty object.
Robin:
(laughs) And putting that spell of transparency on him, brilliant, Raven!
In reality, Raven had put a spell of transparency on Beast Boy so that he can pass through solid objects.
Raven:
Quiet! He's coming back.
The Titans mourn once more when Beast Boy comes through the wall.
Beast Boy:
Hold up. I'm a ghost. This means I can finally do what I always wanted to do more than anything. Jump into a volcano.
Cyborg:
[Shocked.] Jump into a volcano?
Raven:
What kind of dream is that?
Beast Boy:
Awesome!
Beast Boy runs through the wall.
Robin:
Wait, Beast Boy!
Cyborg:
Um, how long would that spell last?
Raven:
Not long enough.
Starfire:
Then we have to stop him before he really does become a ghost.
Robin:
Titans go!
They go to the mountains to find Beast Boy.
Robin:
Be careful team. Volcanoes are super dangerous. We're going to have to find Beast Boy, before he gets to the top.
Cyborg:
Look, over there.
Cyborg spots a mountain lion thinking it's Beast Boy.
Cyborg:
Clearly, that's Beast Boy in the form of a mountain lion. Yo! Beast dude!
Cyborg runs towards the mountain lion.
Raven:
Ah! I don't think that's...
It wasn’t Beast Boy it was a real mountain lion and the real mountain lion attacked Cyborg. Everyone cringes in shock as the mountain lion mauls Cyborg to death.
Cyborg:
Ow! Ow!
Robin is in Starfire's arms while Cyborg lands by Raven, Robin and Starfire. Cyborg is now badly injured.
Cyborg:
I was mistaken. Definitely not Beast Boy.
Robin:
Are you okay?
Cyborg:
Yeah! Just a few minor scrapes and...Oh, my arm.
Cyborg falls apart and becomes a ghost after being brutally mauled by the mountain lion.
Starfire:
(gasps) Oh no! Cyborg, you are a ghost?
Raven:
The irony.
Robin:
We can't let this stop us Titans. We must keep going on to rescue Beast Boy.
The Titans continue up the mountain.
Robin:
Well, this footing is treacherous. As an acrobatics' expert, I have nothing to...
A branch cracks and Robin falls.
Cyborg:
I got him. I got him.
Robin falls through his hands.
Cyborg:
Don't got him.
Starfire:
Robin!
Robin becomes a ghost after plummeting from the cliffs after showing off his acrobatic skill.
Robin:
Robin: (Robin is now a ghost) Guys I can fly. I finally have a superpower. We don’t have much time. We have to save Beast Boy. We have to be careful guys, there are falling rocks avalanches.
Starfire : Laser beams.
Raven: Laser what? (A laser shoots at Raven and she is now a ghost) Where did that even come from?
Starfire: On my planet laser energy can kill any human being on my planet. Joy I’m still human not a spirit.
Raven: Easy for you to say you’re still alive.
Starfire: Why are there rocks coming towards us?
Robin: Avalanche!
(They realize that they are ghosts and the rocks go through them)
Raven: Oh right we’re ghosts.
Robin: Starfire!
Starfire: As you can see Robin I am still alive and I still have my powers. (A laser shoots at Starfire) Cribblenibits.
Robin: Now sense we are all ghosts we minus well fly through the volcano.
(They fly through the volcano. They see Beast Boy about to jump into the volcano and Raven points to something.)
Raven: Oh no the spell wore off.
Beast Boy: And 1 2.
(Just as he was about to jump, The other Titans stop him.)
Robin: Beast Boy don’t.
Cyborg: You’re not really a ghost.
Beast Boy: Gadi! I wasn’t gonna jump. I knew you guys were pranking me the whole time.
Robin: (Angry.) We all just died trying to save you.
Starfire: (Mad.) I am so mad I can just push you.
Beast Boy: You can’t because you’re ghosts. Man that was fun.
(Beast Boy falls off to the volcano to his death and he is now a ghost)
Robin: Now look who’s a ghost.
(Everyone laughs at Beast Boy for his comeuppance. Beast Boy is angry.)
Beast Boy: This is not funny.
Starfire: You’re right it’s not funny. It is the hilarious.
(They all laugh at Beast Boy. Everyone now stops.)
