This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Dog Hand" from season 1, which aired on April 30, 2013.
| Characters Robin Raven Cyborg Starfire Beast Boy Silkie Trigon Unnamed Little Boy |
Locations Titans Tower |
| Song None |
Plot Point Dog Hand |
| This transcript is complete. |
Transcript[]
| [Raven appears from the darkness of her bedroom, and enters the hallway. She kills the flowers as she passes them. In the living room, Raven uses her dark magic to defenestrate Silkie who was previously heading her way.] | |
| Starfire: | Have you witnessed Raven's mood? It appears to be ungood. |
| Robin: | Yeah, she's been like that for the last few days. Shh. Here she comes. |
| [Raven hovers into the kitchen where the rest of the Titans are. She telekinetically closes the window shutters, then lands on the floor.] | |
| Beast Boy: | Okay, Raven. What's bugging you? You know, uh, more than usual? |
| [Raven electrocutes him. Beast Boy turns into ash.] | |
| Raven: | I don't wanna talk about it. |
| Cyborg: | Come on, sing little birdie. |
| [A microphone appears from Cyborg's arm. Angry, Raven mutates and shoves Cyborg into the fridge.] | |
| Raven: | (demon voice) I said I don't want to talk about it! |
| Cyborg: | (frightened) And I can totally respect that. |
| Robin: | Raven... |
| Raven: | Fine. I'll tell you. My father is coming here for a visit. |
| Robin: | Oh no...? |
| Raven: | You don't understand. He's not your typical dad. |
| Cyborg: | I can relate. I mean, I am half robot after all. |
| [Flashback begins.] | |
| [A young Cyborg is drinking from a bottle when he is greeted with a green ball. He then throws the ball.] | |
| 'Young Cyborg': | Catch, daddy, catch! |
| [The ball merely hits a toaster, and toast appears from the top. Younger Cyborg is saddened by this. The flashback finishes.] | |
| Raven | It's just, I had a lot of issues growing up. |
| Beast Boy: | Who had childhood issues? Ahem. |
| [Flashback begins.] | |
| 'Young Beast Boy': | Excuse me, but are you my mother? |
| [Elephant blows Beast Boy away] | |
| 'Young Beast Boy': | Okay, okay, thanks anyway. |
| [Beastie bounces off the back of a warthog and lands directly behind it.] | |
| 'Young Beast Boy': | Uh, are you my mother? |
| [The warthog kicks Beastie away. He lands in front of a seal.] | |
| 'Young Beast Boy': | Are you my mother? |
| [The seal spins Beast Boy on its nose then slaps him away with its tail. Beast Boy lands in toucan feed. He pops his head out of the feed and is sad.] | |
| 'Toucans': | (in unison) Are you my mother? Are you my mother? |
| [Flashback is over. Beast Boy shakes his head.] | |
| Raven: | Look, my father Trigon is... |
| 'All except Raven': | Trigon?! |
| Beast Boy: | Trigon... |
| Robin: | Devourer of a million souls... |
| Cyborg: | Conqueror of countless worlds... |
| Starfire: | Trigon is one of the most powerful beings in the entire universe. He is your father? |
| Raven: | Yep, my dad is literally a demon who feeds off the suffering of others. Especially me... |
| [Banging on the door. Raven opens the window shutters with her dark magic. Trigon appears outside.] | |
| Trigon: | Behold Trigon. Master of the dark, destroyer of dimensions, enslaver of civilisations... |
| Raven: | Enough with the resume, dad. |
| [Raven flies off. Trigon teleports inside, though this time much smaller and is wearing clothes.] | |
| Trigon: | Hi, I'm Raven's father. You must be Cyborg. Is that an upgraded optical sensor? |
| Cyborg: | Uh, yeah, thanks for noticing, all powerful Trigon sir. |
| [Audience laughs.] | |
| Starfire: | Greetings, I am Starfire, your daughter's best female friend within the Teen Titans. |
| [Trigon bows. He hands Starfire a bouquet.] | |
| Trigon: | Young Lady, these pale in comparison to your beauty. |
| [Audience awws.] | |
| Trigon: | And the party animal himself, Beast Boy. |
| [Audience claps.] | |
| Beast Boy: | Guilty. |
| Trigon: | No introduction needed, Boy Wonder. The honour is mine. |
| [Trigon puts his arm around Robin.] | |
| Trigon: | How is your back? |
| Robin: | It's fine, why? |
| Trigon: | Thought it might be sore from carrying Batman all these years. |
| [Trigon laughs as he repeatedly pats Robin hard on the head. The third time he pushes Robin through the floor.] | |
| Raven: | Why are you here, dad? |
| Trigon: | To see my only daughter and her friends of course. |
| Raven: | And now you have. Goodbye. |
| [Raven leaves through a portal.] | |
| Trigon: | Raven... |
| [Trigon follows Raven.] | |
| Beast Boy: | That was harsh, man, even for her. |
| Cyborg: | Yeah, I mean her dad didn't seem that bad. |
| [Raven is sitting on her bedside with an angry cloud hovering above her head. Her father enters through a portal.] | |
| Raven: | There's something called knocking, dad. |
| Trigon: | This place is a pigsty. How do you live like this? |
| [Trigon uses his magic to organise Raven's bedroom. However, Raven immediately messes it up again.] | |
| Trigon: | So I was thinking, maybe tonight we can take your friends for some pizza. My treat. |
| Raven: | Not interested. |
| Trigon: | You know I wish you could at least pretend to be happy to see your dad. |
| Raven: | How could I, when I know the real reason you're here is to lecture me about not living up to my potential? |
| Trigon: | When you said you wanted to be a hero, did I stop you? No. I figured it would be great for you to save some lives and get it out of your system. But let's face it, you're wasting your powers here, Raven. When I was your age... |
| Raven: | Ugh, here it comes... |
| Trigon: | ... I had already enslaved my first dimension. When was the last time you even tried to torment a species for no reason, huh? Huh? Huh? |
| Raven: | I didn't ask to be a demon spawn, you know. So just, leave me alone. |
| [Trigon sadly leaves Raven's bedroom through a portal. He teleports to the living room where the other Titans are sitting on the couch. He sits in the midst of them.] | |
| Trigon: | Where did I go wrong? |
| Robin: | Raven's not much of a conversationalist, is she? |
| Trigon: | Hmm, we don't exactly see eye-to-eye-to-eye. |
| Beast Boy: | Yeah, I irritate the snot out of her too. She must have a thing against powerful men, you know? |
| [The Titans give Beast Boy a skeptical look.] | |
| Trigon: | I mean, who wouldn't want a father who could grant any power? |
| Cyborg: | Whoa. Did you say 'any power?' |
| [Raven is using her telekinesis to fill a green glass of water under a tap, then it flies back into her hand.] | |
| Raven: | Seriously, you have no idea what a wiener my dad can be. |
| Starfire: | Dude, you got it twisted. Your old man's straight up the bomb. |
| Raven: | Why are you talking like that? How are you talking like that? |
| [The Green glass begins talking.] | |
| Beast Boy: | Your dad gave her the power to speak like an Earth teen. |
| [Raven throws Beast Boy away and spits out the water.] | |
| Raven: | Aah! |
| Beast Boy: | And he gave me the power to turn into anything I want. Look. |
| [Beast Boy transforms into a bean bag.] | |
| Raven: | And yet you choose to be a bean bag. |
| Beast Boy: | Now I can veg out on myself. |
| [Starfire laughs.] | |
| Starfire: | LOL! Whoo! |
| [Raven flies out of the kitchen and sits on the couch next to Cyborg.] | |
| Cyborg: | What's up, Rave? |
| Raven: | My dad's got Princess Starry-eyes and the Beast Brain thinking he's the greatest thing since toilet paper. Glad you and Robin aren't so gullible. Where is Robin anyway? |
| [There are large thuds, and a very tall and muscular Robin appears from the hall. He walks in front of Raven and Cyborg.] | |
| Robin: | Notice anything different, Raven? |
| Raven: | You're twitching. |
| Robin: | Yep. Pretty awesome, huh? |
| [Robin begins to flex his muscles. He then rips the television off the wall and throws it across the room. It shatters off-screen.] | |
| Raven: | What, you didn't want a power from my dad? |
| Cyborg: | Of course I did. He gave me a dog for a hand! |
| [Cyborgs reveals his French Bulldog for a hand, and it repeatedly licks his face as he brings it up close.] | |
| Cyborg: | Quit it! Quit it! I love you so much, dog-hand. I just, I just, I love you so much. |
| [Silkie flies into the living room with new pink wings.] | |
| Raven: | Ugh, he got to you too, Silkie? |
| [Starfire and Beast Boy who is in the shape of a basketball enter the living room.] | |
| Starfire: | What's the haps, players? |
| Raven: | You need to stop talking. |
| Starfire: | (scoffs) Haters gonna hate. |
| Robin: | Raven, you've got Trigon all wrong. He's a great dad. |
| Cyborg: | Straight-up awesome! |
| Starfire: | Holla! |
| [Beast Boy transforms back into his normal self.] | |
| Beast Boy: | His breath smells like a fireplace. |
| Raven: | What is wrong with you guys? |
| Beast Boy: | What's wrong with you? |
| Cyborg: | Trigon said you could have been granting us powers all along. |
| [Cyborg's dog-hand growls at Raven.] | |
| Cyborg: | Easy, boy, easy... |
| Robin: | Instead of fighting your dad maybe you should try to be more like him. |
| [Raven gets frustrated, but calms down.] | |
| Raven: | You're right. It's time I became the daughter my dad always wanted me to be. |
| [On the roof of Titan's Tower, Trigon is sadly flying a kite by himself.] | |
| Raven: | After thinking about what you said, dad, I'm ready to embrace my inner demon. |
| Trigon: | That's my little tyrant. |
| [The kite instantly disintegrates.] | |
| Trigon: | Just three easy steps. First, draw your power from the terror of every Earth child's nightmares. |
| Cyborg: | Easy-cheesy, Rave, you can do it! |
| 'Dog-Hand': | Woof! |
| [Raven flies above and begins to use her dark magic to gather terror from children's nightmares across the city.] | |
| Trigon: | Now, focus that power and open an inter-dimensional portal. |
| [Raven uses her powers to open a red portal. The Titans applause her.] | |
| Robin: | Way to go, Raven! |
| Beast Boy: | Bravo. |
| Trigon: | (sobbing) I'm so proud. Now the only thing left to do is kill all your friends. |
| Starfire: | Kill us, kill us. You can, like, totally do it. |
| Robin: | Yeah. Wait, what? |
| [Beast Boy thinks about his grave.] | |
| Trigon: | I'd like to first make an example out of one. I suggest Beast Boy. Force the others to swear their allegiance, then eradicate them anyway. |
| [Beast Boy thinks about his and the other Titans' graves. He transforms into a mouse and runs up to Cyborg's shoulder.] | |
| Cyborg: | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, not cool. |
| [Cyborg's dog-hand begins to snarl at Trigon.] | |
| Trigon: | Nothing personal. Just the last step in becoming truly demonic. Go ahead and annihilate them, dear. Then we can get ice cream to celebrate! |
| Raven: | So, still want me to be...more like him? |
| 'The Titans': | No... Un-unh. |
| Raven: | That's what I thought. |
| [Raven lowers down to Trigon.] | |
| Raven: | Sorry, dad. Looks like I'm going to flunk out of demon school. |
| Trigon: | You've brought weakness upon the legend of Trigon. After I revoke your dark powers then I will destroy your friends! |
| [Beast Boy leaps off Cyborg's shoulder.] | |
| Beast Boy: | What do you know? Raven was right all along. You are a major wiener! |
| [Beast Boy transforms into a sausage. Angry, Trigon rises above them and becomes a gargantuan again. He smashes his fists on the roof.] | |
| Trigon: | And how are you going to defeat the most powerful being in the universe? |
| Robin: | By using the powers you gave us. Titans go! |
| [Before the Titans can fight, Trigon blows them away. Robin then grabs Beast Boy, who transforms into a spiked bat, and bashes Trigon on the head. Cyborg switches the mood of dog-hand into angry, and flies over to Trigon where dog-hand ferociously bites his ear. While all the action is happening, Starfire is merely typing on her cellphone. She glances at the fighting.] | |
| Starfire: | Whatever. |
| [Starfire continues typing. Robin uses Beast Boy to hit Trigon again as he transforms into different weapons. Raven uses her dark magic to forcibly make her father go through a portal. As he disappears, the Titans lose the powers he granted them. They all approach Raven.] | |
| Raven: | He's gone for now. But he'll be back... probably for Thanksgiving. |
| [Audience laughs then applauds.] | |
| Episode ends |