Robin: Oh! Do I have a funny story for you guys. So, I am..
(Trigon's hand snatches Robin as he screams)
Beast Boy: Huh? I like where the story's going.
(The other Titans scream, Starfire does this first.)
Raven: Hi, Dad. So glad you could drop by.
Robin: Sorry, Trigon. We are the Teen Titans. Our friendship is stronger than any evil and together, we have defeated any menace that has come our way.
Robin: Hope, as long as we are still here, might still have a chance, and that's why we're gonna keep fighting.
Starfire: Why is the Trigon so upset?
Raven: I didn't give him anything for Father's Day.
Starfire: (gasps) No wonder he has destroyed our city. You damaged his feelings.
Trigon: Hello, hello, hello!
Raven: Back so soon? Let me guess, you're here to embrace my inner demon.
Trigon: Actually, I'm here to see your friend.
(Trigon creates the White Cat, with layers of bones, organs, and flesh.)
(Vanity card for the cat dance, Starfire and Trigon and the white cat dance to the song.)
Cyborg: Booyah! I can't believe we made it, dude!
Beast Boy: Yeah, boy!
Robin: Yes. Together, we have climbed the depths of the earth. Triumphant and stronger than ever.
Raven (as Sparkleface): Hey, Butterbean, want to go to the Candy Cane Forest.
Raven (as Unknown pony mentioned as Butterbean): That sounds delicious.