Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. (3x)
Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese. Put the patty in between.
I'm a boy, a real real boy.
I'm a boy, a real cool boy.
You could catch an awesome tan. Real Boy!
Play in a big belly band. Real Boy!
She called you uncle 'cause
And you're far from funny; it's a crying shame!
When you hear them crickets, you're the one to blame!
It is not the cool if you ask me.
You're acting like a glibnort, do you see?
It's the U to the N the C-L-E!
Uncle jokes are bad for you and me!
Well, it takes ATTITUDE and CONFIDENCE, mix 'em up together like BAM!
Hey, Titans! What? Titans! What?
How do y'all like my butt?? Say, what?
It's C-to the double-O L!
You can't fade away. The way I feel for you.
There ain't no word I can say. For what I'd do for you.
And every single day I make it through this game called life. It's always filled with pain and strife. Reality will cut you like a knife, it ain't right.
But with you by my side we will win this fight. In the battle of dark and light. Oh take my hand hold it tight.
When we dance I feel alright.