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Beast Boy: What up, me lads and lassies? Top of the mornin' to ya, yo.

Robin: If that's supposed to be an Irish accent, it's not even close.


Beast Boy: Oh, how bout' this?

Starfire: Oh, that is much, much worse.

Beast Boy: This is better, right?

Cyborg: Boo, I say boo!

Beast Boy:  Argh, this be an Irish accent for sure, right?

Raven:  Hmm, now you just sound like a pirate.


Cyborg: Indeed he do. Yar! -

Beast BoyYar! -

Cyborg: Yar!

Beast BoyYar!

Cyborg: Yar, ah ar,

Beast Boy: Yar yar yar

Robin: Is there a reason you're talking in bad Irish accents, Beast Boy?

Beast Boy:You're kidding, right? Today's your day! St. Patrick's Day.

Robin: I am not Irish.

Beast Boy: But, you are a leprechaun, right? 

Starfire: Indeed.

Cyborg:I mean, that goes without saying. .


Raven: Yeah, everybody knows you're a leprechaun.


Robin: Why would you all think I am a leprechaun? '

Cyborg: Cause you're short. -

Robin: I am not short! 

Raven: You're pretty short.

Robin: Beast Boy is shorter than I am.

Starfire: I do not believe this so.


Robin: Oh, yeah? Let's do it! Back to back! Back to back! See, I am taller.  

Cyborg: I don't think so, dude.


Robin: No, he's doing that thing with his hand, where he has it tilted to make himself look taller. And did someone check to see if he's on his tippy toes?

Raven: I only know what I see, a leprechaun in denial.


RobinI am not a leprechaun!

Beast Boy: Relax, bruh! You're secret's safe with us.


Starfire: And we have no desire to take the pot of gold.

Robin: There is no pot of gold to take!

Cyborg: Sure. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Beast BoySt. Patrick's Day is all about the three "L"s. Leprechauns, luck, and my favorite, pinching! If you're wearing green, you get to pinch people who aren't.

Raven: You're not wearing green, you are green. That doesn't count.

Beast Boy:My skin is green, and I wear my skins, momma. Now get ready, I get to pinch all of you.

Not Robin, he wears the green pants.

Robin:You can pinch me if you want, Starfire.

StarfireThat would not be in accordance with the pinch rules.

Robin: How about now? -

Starfire: No, thank you.

Beast BoyI'll take that pinch, fool.

Ow! 

Beast Boy: Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.


Ow! 

Cyborg: I need some bacitracin.

Beast Boy : Oh, so satisfying! Oh.


Raven: Oh, yeah? Let's see how you like it.

Cyborg :We about to take you down to pinch town.

Beast Boy: Yo, yo, yo, you can't pinch me. I am wearing green.

Pinch, pinch, pinch.

Beast BoyListen, if you pinch someone wearing green, you'll be cursed with bad luck, forever!

Pinch, pinch.


Beast BoyNo! You've cursed yourselves with a million years of bad luck, matties.  Oh, yo, ho, ho! 

RavenWhatever.


CyborgUh-oh.


All I got these days is bad luck All I got is bad luck All I got these days is bad luck Some of that old St. Patty's Day Bad luck Getting stung by a bee on your face is real bad Getting stung by a whole beehive is bad luck Stepping in a dirty puddle is way too bad But getting gobbled by a gator is bad luck All I got these days is bad luck All I got is bad luck All I got these days is bad luck Some of that old St. Patty's Day Bad luck Cutting your finger is too, too bad Cut your finger at a vampire party is bad luck To get struck by lightning is real, real bad But getting struck by lightning twice Is bad luck All I got these days is bad luck All I got is bad luck All I got these days is bad luck Some of that old St. Patty's Day Bad luck -

Cyborg We're cursed, bro! 

Beast Boy Yeah, I knows.

Starfire So much of the bad luck. -

RobinI am getting the worst of it.


Beast Boy Really? I thought you'd be, like, immune. -

Robin Because I am a leprechaun? -

Beast Boy Ha! He admitted it!

Cyborg Now give me some frosted oat cereal with marshmallow surprises!

Starfire The leprechaun has admitted its leprechaundriety.

I don't know what Starfire said, but he's definitely a leprechaun.

Beast Boy Leprechaun is the house!

Robin Just tell us how to get rid of the bad luck.


Beast Boy Why should I? You pinched me! 

Cyborg I am sorry.

Beast Boy I was all red and swelled up.


StarfireWe apologize.


Beast Boy I had to rub all kinds of ointments in everything.

Raven Ew.

Beast BoyAnd now, you ask me for help?! -

RobinWe'll do anything to lift this curse. -

Beast BoyAnything, huh?  Okay. Pinchy, pinchy, pinchy, pinchy, pinchy!

Now, will you tell us how to get rid of this bad luck?

Beast Boy Sure thing, momma. It's super easy. You just go to the end of a rainbow and find a leprechaun's pot of gold!

Robin That's ridiculous. Rainbows don't have beginnings or ends. A rainbow is simply a meteorological phenomenon, caused by refraction and dispersion of light in air-borne water droplets, resulting in a spectrum of light, appearing as a multicolored arch in the sky.


StarfireAre rainbows truly devoid of the magic, as Robin has said?

Beast BoyHe's just trying to keep us from the pot of gold. Typical leprechaun.


CyborgBro, you gotta give us the lowdown on that rainbow science.


Beast Boy What Robin doesn't want you to know, is that when two leprechauns fall in love, they kiss and their happiness forms a rainbow. Then they hide their marriage gold at the end of it. Simple, yo.

 Raven But, how are we going to get two leprechauns to make a love connection? 

Robin What? 

Starfire Our leprechaun is the undateable.

Raven Where are we gonna get two new leprechauns?

Cyborg Leave that to me.

Robin This is a waste of time. Rainbows are not made from leprechaun kisses.


RavenNice try, but you can't fool us, short stuff.


RobinI am not a leprechaun! You know, I don't even think we're cursed anymore. Still cursed. Carry on.


CyborgPerfecto.


StarfireMmm, what smells like the giant butt?

Beast BoyA romantic leprechaun evening wouldn't be complete without cornbeef and cabbage, girl.


CyborgNow, we just need some tunes.


Beast BoyAll right, I am feeling this. Let's get of the way now and let the romance happen.


RobinLook, there's one now.


Beast Boy It's working! The leprechaun is making his move, yo.

Starfire Oh, they made the kissing.

Raven So romantic.

Beast Boy Okay, let's get up on that rainbow, and follow those leprechauns to their pot of gold.

One, two, woo!

Oh, yeah!

StarfireThis is like the wonderful dream!

CyborgYeah, wait. Does our bad luck affect us up here?

RavenNothing can hurt you on a rainbow.


Ow! Ow!

Beast BoyCome on, guys! We gots to find that pot of gold.


Starfire Look! It is the leprechaun! 

Cyborg So magical.

Robin I t's just me.

Raven  Oh, wrong leprechaun.


Beast BoyCheer up, I see the pot of gold! 

RavenTime to get paid!

Beast BoyNow, each of you needs to take a coin to reverse your luck.


Leprechaun Don't ya be touchin' me pot o' gold!

Beast BoyIt's the leprechaun! 

So where's the wife? 

Tis a sad, sad tale. She left me.

RavenOuch, that was fast.

Leprechaun Now all I got is this pot of gold, as a reminder as me failure as a husband.


StarfireThere, there. You will surely love again.


Leprechaun Thank ya, lass. Now, how did ya find me?It was you, wasn't it?! Tis a sad say indeed, when one's own kin turns against him!

Robin I am not a leprechaun!

Leprechaun Oh, I think I would know, boy-o. You must have grown bitter at your own kind over the years. Being teased as the tiniest leprechaun in the clover patch.


Robin Tiniest? I am way taller than you!

Beast BoyLooks, we just need some of you gold to break the St. Patrick's Day curse.


Leprechaun Oh, somebody's been pinching when they shouldn't have, eh?

Beast Boy So, can they have some of your gold or what?

Leprechaun You can have all the gold you want, - if the traitor can defeat me in a duel! -

Robin Just name your weapon.  

Leprechaun Fingers and thumbs.

Robin A pinch fight it is.


Leprechaun Now, just because you're smaller than me, don't expect me to be going easy on ya!

Robin I'd expect nothing less, brother.


We knew it! 

Robin The gold is mine.

Leprechaun Bring it, wee one. Rainbow pinch!

Robin Shamrock block!

Robin Sha-leah-ray!

RobinYou want some more?

Leprechaun No! I yield! Me pot o' gold is yours! 

Starfire The curse is lifted! 

Beast Boy Now let's get out of here and celebrate St. Patrick's Day right!

Robin You guys go ahead,I think I am going to stay.

Starfire But why? 

Robin The pot of gold, the rainbow. For the first time in me life, I feel like I really belong.

Starfire We wish you the best of luck, Robin.

Robin Sorry about your wife. -

Leprechaun Tis all right. I am just happy to have someone here to share me gold with.

Starfire I hope friend Robin will be happy in his new life.

Cyborg My man's doing just fine.

Robin Uh, actually, his wife came back.

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