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  • Cyborg: Check it out. My new laser cannon. Fire it up, Beasty.
  • Beast Boy: You got it, bro. (MEOWS)
  • Cyborg: Whoa, now, what's with the cat?
  • Beast Boy: Keeps me frosty.
  • Cyborg: That's what I like to hear. Hit it!
  • (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (CANNON CHARGING)
  • Starfire: Oh, it looks very laser-cannony, Cyborg.
  • Cyborg: So beautiful.
  • (BEEPING)
  • Cyborg: Hey, don't touch that.
  • Beast Boy: I wasn't going to touch nothing, yo.
  • Robin: So, Cyborg, how much power does the cannon have?
  • Cyborg: Well, it's got 54 giga... I said do not touch that!
  • Beast Boy: I wasn't.
  • Raven: Yeah, you were.
  • Beast Boy: You gots me, mama. I was going to touch it. You know how cats be. (PURRS)
  • Starfire: Please, Beast Boy, fight your animal urges for once.
  • Beast Boy: (GROANS) All right, all right, all right! I won't touch anything.
  • Cyborg: As I was saying, it's got a 54 giga... Get your hand away from that button! You will kill us all if you touch that button!
  • Beast Boy: Sorry, won't happen again.
  • (BEEP)
  • Robin: (GROANING) What... What happened?
  • Beast Boy: Uh, I pretty much killed you, yo. But don't worry. I replaced all the blood you lost with my own.
  • Robin: Your blood?
  • Cyborg: In us?
  • Raven: Gross.
  • Starfire: Please remove it.
  • (TITANS GROANING) (RETCHING)
  • Beast Boy: Oh, come on. I saved your lives.
  • Raven: After you almost killed us.
  • Beast Boy: Yeah, sorry about that.
  • Robin: You just couldn't resist your animal urges, Beast Boy. I am so mad, I... (SNARLS) (HOWLING)
  • Cyborg: Dude, you just transformed into a dog.
  • Robin: Beast Boy's blood must have given us the power to turn into animals.
  • Starfire: I wish to turn into the animal... (MEOWS) (GASPS) I am the adorable. (SINGING) ♪Moew, moew, moew, moew♪ ♪Meow, meow, meow, meow, moew♪
  • Raven: I'm thirsty. Refreshing.
  • Cyborg: (SQUAWKING) This is so cool.
  • Robin: Now, remember, Titans. We can be animals. We just can't become them.
  • Cyborg: Whatever, I just want to turn into a tiny donkey.
  • All: Go, tiny donkey! (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
  • ???: ♪I like your style♪
  • Robin: Breakfast ready.
  • Cyborg: Mmm, mmm, mmm. What smells so good?
  • Starfire: We are breaking the fast.
  • Cyborg: Not that smell. (SNIFFS) That smell. Bro, bring that butt on over here so I can get a better sniff. (SNIFFS) Oh, yeah, yeah. Guys, get in on this.
  • (DOG BARKING) (SNIFFS)
  • Robin: You've got a good-bouquet going on there, Cy. Motor oil and... Ooh. Is that a meant of meatball?
  • Cyborg: (LAUGHS) It is. (SNIFFS)
  • Raven: Hmm, not bad.
  • Cyborg: Whoo, doggy! I could sniff butts all day.
  • Beast Boy: Why stop at sniffin' butts? Check this out.
  • (SCREECHING)
  • Cyborg: Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS) We've got that good air in our face and the sun on our wings.
  • Starfire: I could already do the flying before.
  • Beast Boy: Sure. But could you do this?
  • (SCREECHING)
  • Dr. Light: (WHISTLING)
  • (DEFECATES)
  • Beast Boy: Nice car, bro! (ALL LAUGH) I've got you.
  • (LAUGHING CONTINUES)
  • Robin: Over there. It's the H.I.V.E.
  • Cyborg: Let's get 'em!
  • (GRUNTS)
  • (EXCLAIMS)
  • Starfire: Chomp, chomp, chomp! Chomp, chomp, chomp!
  • Robin: Yep. Nothing like a game of cards after a long day and pooping on cars.
  • Starfire: Indeed, it is so wonderful being the animals and... (SCREAMS) (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) (SCREAMS AND PANTS)
  • Robin: What was that about, Star?
  • Starfire: Outside, I saw... The cat.
  • All: (REPEATING) Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat!
  • (ALL BARKING)
  • Raven: Whoa, what's happening to us?
  • Beast Boy: That's your animal urges, yo.
  • Starfire: Friends, is it safe for us to continue the animal life?
  • Robin: Absolutely, we are people. Suppressing our animal urges is what we do all day, everybody.
  • Raven: Hey, the moon is out.
  • (ALL HOWLING)
  • (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
  • Cyborg: (SQUAWKS)
  • Starfire: (MEOWS)
  • Beast Boy: (SNORING) What up, dogs? You ready to sniff some butts?
  • Robin: You know it.
  • (ALL STRAINING)
  • Starfire: Our shapes have not shifted.
  • Robin: Then our ability to transform must have been temporary.
  • Starfire: And yet, I still yearn to claw the furniture.
  • Cyborg: And I just want a cracker. Any cracker will do.
  • Raven: Is it just me or is it crazy dry in here?
  • Beast Boy: Uh, you okay, Ray-Ray? (THUD)
  • Raven: I'm good.
  • (SHATTERING)
  • Beast Boy: Hey, stop messing with that.
  • Starfire: Never!
  • Cyborg: Man, I really want a cracker. Cyborg want a cracker!
  • Beast Boy: Man, you guys are a bunch of animals. Control your urges, y'all.
  • Robin: (SNIFFING)
  • Beast Boy: Stop that. Uh, here, fetch.
  • Robin: (PANTING) Mine.
  • Starfire: Give me the toy!
  • Robin: I saw it first!
  • Beast Boy: Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.
  • Starfire: (HISSES)
  • Robin: (WHIMPERS)
  • (SQUISHES)
  • Beast Boy: Oh, gross! Robin, did you do this?
  • Robin: Why are you blaming me?
  • Beasty Boy: Because you're trying to pee in the corner right now. Stop that, bad boy. Bad!
  • Robin: (WHIMPERS)
  • Beast Boy: I said, "No."
  • Robin: Hey! (WHIMPERS)
  • Beast Boy: You guys gotta control your animal urges. You're gonna learn the same way I did. When you're good, you get a treat. But when you're bad you get the spray bottle.
  • (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
  • (MEOWS)
  • (WHIMPERS)
  • (BARKS)
  • (SQUAWKS)
  • Beast Boy: Good boy, good girl. treat's for everyone, yo.
  • Cyborg: Booyah.
  • Robin: Hey, where's Raven?
  • Beast Boy: Oh, no. I forgot to feed her! She's dead!
  • (ALL GASP)
  • Starfire: May I eat her? (HISSES)
  • Beast Boy: No, she's gonna have a dignified funeral. Raven... (SIGHS) Oh, you were a great teammate, but even better fish. Now we send you back to the sea, where you can swim forever. (SIGHS)
  • Cyborg: Dude, she's not going to the sea, she's going to the sewer.
  • Beast Boy: Oh, uh, now we send you back to the sewer where flushed pets mutate, and roam free. (SOBBING) (BLUBBERING) Get in... It's so big. Just flush already. Flush! Finally, ugh. May she rest in peace.
  • Robin: (HOWLING SADLY) (SLURPING)
  • Beast Boy: Man, Raven's dead, the place is a mess and it smells terrible.
  • (ALARM BUZZING)
  • Robin: Crime alert! Cinderblock is attacking the city.
  • Beast Boy: Come on, dude. Say the thing you always say.
  • Robin: Ah, ah, ah, aren't you forgetting something?
  • Beast Boy: (GROANS) Now?
  • Robin: After you rub my tummy.
  • Beast Boy: Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
  • Robin: Ooh, ooh, I am, I am. I'm a good boy. Titans, go!
  • (ROARS)
  • Beast Boy: Let's do this!
  • (WHIMPERING)
  • Beast Boy: Bro, get down here.
  • (CAWING)
  • Beast Boy: I finally understand why you guys always told me to control my animal urges. (GULPS)
  • (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
  • Raven: Attack!
  • Starfire: (GASPS) Oh, Raven!
  • Cyborg: What happened to you?
  • Raven: Well, I was sleeping, and the next thing I know I wake up in the sewer. I'm super mutated, and I've got cool new mutant sewer friends.
  • Rat: Sup?
  • Crocodile: Hey, dudes.
  • Rat: Sup?
  • Crocodile: Hey, dudes.
  • Rat: Sup?
  • Crocodile: Hey, dudes.
  • Rat: Sup?
  • Cyborg: Awesome.
  • (ROARS)
  • Raven: We got this.
  • Rat: Sup? (GRUNTING)
  • Crocodile: (GRUNTS)
  • Raven: Ahhh!
  • Beast Boy: I think we all learned a valuable lesson today. If you flush a friend down the toilet, they will come back horribly mutated, and save your butt from Cinderblock.
  • Starfire: Thank you for saving us, Raven.
  • Raven: No problem. My new bros are gonna hang, if that's cool.
  • Rat: Sup?
  • Crocodile: Hey, dudes.

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